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With the arrival of spring, not only nature comes to life, but also the feeling of love. In anticipation of the holiday of Mother's Day, the more adult audience of our site has prepared student scriptin for international women's day ... The 8 March holiday celebrates the beautiful half of the population - women, girls and girls. The most famous Russian pop stars came to congratulate them on International Women's Day! The script is designed to carry out festive event among the adult population - at a corporate party, student party or with friends.

March 8 celebration script for adults and students

Mother's Day Scenario for Students

March 8 - we praise the ladies!

To organize the evening, you will need a man - the presenter and several men from the working or student collective for the performance. In advance, it is necessary to prepare a phonogram (music without words), as well as wigs, clothes or any other wardrobe item that hints at the artist.

Host: Good evening, our dear ladies! On the eve of March 8, I would like to congratulate you on a warm and splendid holiday! Today, from the entire male team, accept from us wishes of happiness, health, success at work (in studies), as well as a peaceful sky over your head! The most eminent Russian pop stars are in a hurry to congratulate you! Meet the Diva, the great and incomparable Alla Borisovna Pugacheva!

Song to music composition

"Million Scarlet roses"

Once upon a time there was one office,
The women ruled there
Today is the turn of men
Praise the beautiful ladies!

March is now on the nose
So, the plans include a buffet table
And all the gifts are -
Postcards, wine and bouquet ...

Chorus (x2):
In a million - million - million scarlet roses
No money, no money, no money for you to buy,
Lovely, lovely tulips cart
We are ready to give you now!

We wish you happiness
May dreams be with you
And let health fountain
You will not lose!

Chorus (2x)

Host: Let's join Alla Borisovna! Flowers to you, dear women, and not only on this day, but all year round!

Let's continue! Once VIA Verasy became popular thanks to the masterpiece "Robins Hearing a Voice". Today the team of the company continues the tradition of Veras and congratulates our wonderful director, and also a magnificent woman, with this very song.

Cheerful script for students song
"Robins Hearing a Voice"

Chorus: We ask you please
Sing to us today:
"Happy holiday to you women
We wish you happiness! "

And let the world say more and more often
As if the director is always feisty.
And let them insane keep repeating
But our director is just golden

Chorus (x2)

In this song, you can substitute “curator” instead of the word “director” if the holiday is held in the student circle.

Host: I sincerely congratulate you, our dear director, on the 8th of March - International Women's Day!
Vyacheslav Dobrynin seems to have dedicated the song "Who Told You" to all the women of the world! So we give it to you, the beautiful half of our team!

Do you want us in your eyes, tell you in your eyes,
What is more beautiful than you in this world!
Let a tear flow, a tear from joy,
We will be proud of you for many years!

Chorus:
We cherish every look and phrases in our souls,
And let's put it bluntly - "You are simply not wise",
We will save your health and sleep forever,
Say you will save us in return!

Do you want for the hundredth time, say for the hundredth time,
What is more responsible and better in this world,
These lovely eyes - your lovely eyes,
What is a big secret!

Hello (2x).

Host: And you, there really is no more beautiful! Your holiday - once again prove our respect for you! Meet the next ensemble of a local enterprise with the song "Girls"

"The girls are standing, standing on the sidelines ..."

Today is the girls' holiday
Their eyes shine with gloss,
And the girls' cheeks are burning
Burn with a blush in the morning!
Chorus: The girls came,
Things are all to the side
They're teasing bouquets in their hands
Because today the girls
Compliments are expected from the guys!

And the men are like a selection -
Attentive, kind,
And the local courtyard is full of happiness,
On the day of March, everywhere!

Chorus (2x)

Host: Well, well, our good ones, we have always appreciated compliments and flowers, and who, if not musketeers, know women's desire and liberate their hearts. Meet the musketeers of our team!

A song for students.

"It's time-let's-rejoice"

Again flowers are in the hands of the men,
And everyone will become a musketeer now!
And, therefore, we congratulate you in verse,
In the spring, everything in the world blooms!

Chorus: It's time-let's-rejoice, the sun outside the window,
To women - to ladies, their smiles all around!
And we admire you, you, you, we do not argue.
And now we whisper to you, you are the best!

And women are sometimes stronger than men,
In business, you have become an example for us,
And there are no you, lovely ladies, kinder.
Though you are tired of work for a long time!

Chorus (2x)

Leading:
On this holiday!
On this bright morning!
Congratulations are not too lazy -
This is true and wise!
You are more beautiful than roses
And softer than tulips
You are more desirable than tears
You are more luxurious than fountains!
Are you ready to love
We are ready to listen to you!
You cannot be forgotten
Be happy - healthy!

This concludes our festive concert! Once again, all the ladies with the holiday of spring, love and warmth! March 8!

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This scenario was compiled on the eve of March 8th. Pupils of grades 1-9 were responsible and participants of the concert. Preparation does not take very long. Everyone liked the course of the event: both participants and spectators.

Purpose of the event: creating conditions for a festive mood

Tasks:

  • help children to discover their abilities;
  • teach to overcome shyness, gain self-confidence;
  • continue to teach informal communication with peers and adults;
  • continue to expressively and emotionally read poetry, participate in scenes, games.
  • work on team building
  • to educate students with universal and moral values

Registration: the stage is decorated with flowers and hearts that the guys cut out themselves; on a portable board - a newspaper dedicated to March 8.

Participants: speakers from each class or parallels; 2 leaders - 9th grade students; responsible for musical accompaniment - 2 people, 9-grade students.

Homework: prepare a festive concert number from each class (poem, song, dance, scene).

The 9th graders who were previously responsible for the concert prepared an announcement and placed it in the teacher's room. They also decorated the hall and were engaged in the selection of congratulatory numbers among students in grades 1-9.

Event progress

Beautiful music sounds. Yuri Shatunov "Mistress-Spring".

The presenters come out.

1st presenter:

We remember wonderful moments
What did you give us in life!
Therefore, without delay
Let's start a concert for our ladies!

2nd presenter:

We are grateful for the smiles
And for the heavenly features
For being blunders, mistakes
Forgiving out of kindness.

1st presenter:

For giving excitement
That are resurrected again and again
And Deity and inspiration,
And life, and tears, and love!

2nd presenter: FOR YOU, a beautiful, sweet, charming, attractive half of humanity, a song sounds (2nd grade, the song "Mom" is performing).

1st presenter: And now, dear viewers, a mystery to all of you:

  • What a bright day in spring
    Giving flowers to women?
    And in kindergartens and schools, children
    Do they make crafts for mothers !?
  • When are men really fidgeting?
    And they crowd in shops for gifts?
    We know for sure that spring has come
    And she brought this holiday to visit! What kind of holiday is this?

2nd presenter: Yes! of course it's March 8th! Today we sincerely congratulate dear, lovely, beautiful, charming women on the spring holiday! Everyone - everyone, without exception, loves this day - a holiday of our mothers, grandmothers, sisters, girlfriends, classmates, and, of course, our teachers.

1st presenter: Let's take a roll call, is everything in place?

  • Dear school administration here? (in the hall they answer: "YES!")
  • Perfectly! Are strict and kind teachers present? (in the hall they answer: "YES!")
  • Are the serious and frivolous girls of our school also here? (in the hall they answer: "YES!")
  • Hardworking school staff in the hall? (in the hall they answer: "YES!")
  • Have the charming guests come? (in the hall they answer: "YES!")
  • Wonderful! Accept congratulations from our first graders

2nd presenter: March 8! It's a wonderful day! Day of joy and beauty!

Let him give everyone smiles, dances, songs and flowers !!! On this day, cheerful, bright, we wish you all well!
Let the sun, happiness and spring serve you as a gift!

On the stage there are 3a grade boys.

1st presenter:

Spring is a living beginning
And there are no higher cards in nature.
Love is forever married
People in paradise, probably in March.

2nd presenter:

This is by design. And the world has long been carrying
This charter is still to be seen from Noah:
A woman in the world can do anything
And the man is just the rest.

FOR OUR BEAUTIFUL HALF OF HUMANITY, the performance of students in grades 4a and 4b

1st presenter:

March 8! With the aroma of fragrant mimosa
This holiday is going on across the country.
And cheerful sonorous trills
Birds give today in the spring.
We dedicate to you, dear ladies,
Congratulations to the beautiful verses.
We sincerely admire you
And we wish you warmth and love!

2nd presenter: For almost 100 years, International Women's Day has been celebrated in Russia. But does everyone know what kind of holiday it is and why it fell on March 8th. Let's remember how this spring celebration came about?

  • What was the name of the woman who initiated the holiday? (Clara Zetkin)
  • In which city of Russia was this holiday first celebrated? (Petersburg)
  • Which river carries female name? (Lena)
  • Which of the planets in the solar system has a female name? (Venus)
  • What was the name of the first woman apple taster (Eva)
  • What was the name of the woman fashion designer who created the small black dress that still hasn't gone out of style? (Coco Chanel)
  • What are the names and surnames of our female cosmonauts (Valentina Tereshkova and Svetlana Savitskaya)

1st presenter: Undoubtedly, the role of women in the modern world is very responsible. The woman shared almost all responsibilities with the man. She has mastered many seemingly non-female professions, works in all industries, writes dissertations, invents, calculates, in general, modern world does not think of himself without the hands, mind and talent of a woman. But a man would say it better.

All women are congratulated by real men - our guests - war veterans.

2nd presenter: A woman is a mother, a woman is a creator! How many glorious pages they have written in the history of our Motherland! The history of our city is also written by the women who live among us.

For our respected veterans of labor, a student of grade 8a plays an excellent flute.

1st presenter: We are eternally indebted to our mother, whose love accompanies us all our lives. We do not always appreciate the work of a mother, give her due, express love and gratitude. But nothing warms the soul of a mother so much as the kind words of a daughter or son.

2nd presenter: What do you think is nice for beautiful ladies to receive on this holiday?

1st presenter: I know! Flowers, sweets, gifts are different!

2nd presenter: This is, of course, very nice, but that's not all.

1st presenter: I understood! The best gift for our beloved mothers, grandmothers, sisters is our smiles, our successes, our achievements in studies, music, dancing, sports.

2nd presenter: In this you are right! After all, if the children are doing well, then mother's eyes always shine with happiness and joy. Accept your gift!

Grade 7a students on stage with a holiday recipe.

1st speaker: Hello! Good day to all! On the eve of the holiday, we want to give the male half some advice on how to bake pies.

So,The recipe for a regular apple pie, especially for men who are preparing a surprise on March 8!

2nd speaker: Take 10 eggs from the refrigerator, place the remaining seven on the table and dry the floor, be extremely careful next time. Take a basin and break eggs on its corner, pour their contents into a basin. Wipe the yolks off the table, be careful. So, we have 5 yolks in the basin.

3rd speaker: Now take your mixer, insert the beaters and start beating the yolks. Try to insert the beaters again ... now until you hear a click. Whisk. Wash your face, neck, arms and back, pour the yolk out of your ears.
As a result, you have two whipped yolks left in the basin, which is exactly what we need for the pie.

1st speaker: It's time to get the flour. Tape the walls and ceiling of the kitchen with newspaper, cover the furniture with some kind of fabric. Pour 200 g of flour into a glass, then pour into a bowl of yolks; collect the remaining 800 g carefully back into the bag.

2nd speaker: After making sure that the ceiling and wallpaper are covered with newspaper, start whipping.

3rd speaker: Take a shower. Take 4 large apples and a sharp knife, first run to the pharmacy and buy iodine, a plaster and a bandage. It's time to start peeling apples.

1st speaker: Treat your thumb with iodine and wrap it up. Cut the apples into cubes and remember we will need 2 apples, so only half can be eaten during cooking. Iodine your index and middle fingers.

2nd speaker: Throw the only remaining and already sliced ​​apple into a bowl, pick up the fallen pieces from the floor, rinse them.

3rd speaker: Beat everything with a mixer. Wash the refrigerator, then it will dry out - you will not wash it off.

1st speaker: Now pour the contents into the skillet and place in the oven. Wait an hour and not seeing any tangible changes, turn on the oven. When you wake up, do not call "01", just open the windows and the oven.

2nd speaker: After all you have experienced with a sense of accomplishment, go to the store and buy a cake. Thank you for the attention!

1st presenter: I heard that all the girls want to grow up as soon as possible in order to get married later.

2nd presenter: Well, of course, Who among them doesn't want to receive gifts, candy flowers?

1st presenter: So you think that by becoming a wife and mother. Will they just dress up, eat candy and receive gifts?

2nd presenter: How could it be otherwise? Of course it can. Do our moms ever sit around? I read that mothers, who do not have the qualifications of a chef, cook over 500,000 different types of dishes during their lives.

1st presenter: And if you put the laundry they washed in a pile, you get a mountain as high as Elbrus.

2nd presenter: And if you knit all the towels ironed by mothers, you get a belt around the globe.

1st presenter: Wow. By the way, our dear teachers are also mothers. And how do they manage to do everything: to teach us, and to teach their own children?

2nd presenter: Incidentally, for some reason it is believed that the profession of a teacher is female, but all the outstanding teachers were men: Comenius. Sukhomlinsky, Makarenko ...

1st presenter: Yes, there are no men in the school now. Because it's difficult with us! And only women can cope with us!

2nd presenter: Two teachers are talking: It has become simply impossible to work at school! The teacher is afraid of the director. The director is afraid of the inspector. The inspector is afraid of the ministry. The minister is afraid of the parents. Parents are afraid of children ...

1st presenter: And only children are not afraid of anyone!

2nd presenter: So the question is:

1st presenter: Who, using the entire range of bundles, is trying to invest in us in 40 minutes that does not fit over the years? In the hall they say: "Teachers!"

2nd presenter: Who comes up with our homework, distracting us from the TV, the computer and the street? In the hall they say: "Teachers!"

1st presenter: Who cannot live without our parents reporting our achievements !? In the hall they say: "Teachers!"

2nd presenter: Dear teachers! Your pupils congratulate you.

1st presenter: DEAR WOMEN! WE SAY YOU ONCE AGAIN: "HAPPY YOU!"

2nd presenter:

With all our hearts we wish you
Good luck in job! The weather is pleasant!
Love - pure, tender and constant!
Daughters-in-law - submissive! Plates - washed!
Husbands - hard-working and welcoming with a smile!

1st presenter:

Love - scorching, like in the TV series!
Five TV series - on each channel!

Trips - not to the garden, but to the sea!
The pastries are delicious, but without calories!

2nd presenter:

Cars - foreign, but the steering wheel to the left!
Perfume - from "Dior"! Flowers - every day!
Intentions - different, but better than serious ones!
Housing - five-room and five-star!

1st presenter: A well-deserved vacation - on the beaches and the waves!
Trolleybuses - on time and incomplete!
And come true - the dream of becoming a great artist !!!
AND Womens day- at least 300 times a year !!!

All the participants of the concert are on the stage. Sounds "Spring Song" ("Barbariki")


"My Fair Lady" (competition program for the Day of March 8)

Goals:

Education of spiritual and moral qualities of students, respectful attitude to women and girls.

Activation of the forms of cultural leisure of students and the formation of friendship and mutual assistance in the team of the study group.

The course of the class hour.

Introductory remarks from the class teacher

(curator of the study group)

Spring came! All "strong" half of humanity, young and old, bows to the "weak" on this day.

Who doesn't like you?

In the shower and outside the window - it is clearer.

And you are eager to sing you many glories

Of superlatives.

And the male "population" is trying on this day to show special politeness, courtesy, trying to make it easier for women.

So, we accept this holiday as the arrival of Spring, as a tribute to love and respect for the Woman.

For this wonderful women's holiday, our girls decided to prove to the young men that they, too, can do everything and invited us all to a wonderful competition - "My Fair Lady".

(Music sounds, presenters come out.)

Leading: Good afternoon, dear friends!

Leading: Hello, dear classmates!

Leading: Whatever March turns out to be, it is always for us - the expectation of happiness and gentle spring sun.

Leading: Today, on the eve of the first holiday of spring - Women's Day on March 8 - the competition "My Fair Lady" is being held for the "better half" of our study group.

Leading: But first, I would like to congratulate all the girls and women present in the hall today.

We congratulate you today

Happy International Women's Day,

We dedicate our poems to you,

We place articles in newspapers

And we sing love songs.

May you have been praised for a long time

Shakespeare, Pushkin, Tolstoy,

How suites are written before

And poets do not sleep at night,

Building bridges to loved ones.

Leading: And also, before we start our competition "My Fair Lady", we will introduce you to our jury. (The presenter represents all members of the jury by name.)

Leading: And now we will ask our participants to leave. So, welcome ....

(Music plays, contestants come out.) Host: Number 1 - .... (The name and surname of the participant is called), number 2 - ...., number 3 - ...., number 4 - .. .., at number 5 —...., at number 6 -….

More beautiful than a woman

There is nothing in the world.

We put our heads down

Freezing in a silent hello.

And each of them is a beauty

So choose the lady

Which you will like.

Leading: Great images of women are sung in literature and poetry. So, in the first competition, we will invite girls to read excerpts from famous works, monologues of heroines, in some ways, perhaps, close to them in content.

The jury in this competition takes into account the sincerity of the performance, emotion, artistry.

Leading: Please, participant number 1 ....

(In this competition, the presenters take turns giving the floor to the participants in the competition.)

Leading: The woman is the keeper of the hearth. A hostess who knows how to meet guests, to give the meeting some kind of sophistication, originality. And everyone can do it in their own way.

In the next competition, the necessary products for preparing a salad were prepared in advance for our contestants. Everyone will be in the same conditions: everyone will have the same set of dishes and food. Who did it better will be determined by the jury. Speed ​​also counts. The girls, having coped with the task, raise their hand, the jury is watching closely, and after the concert performance, the girls will take their products to the jury. So, girls, get to work. In the meantime, we will listen to the song performed (The number of amateur performances is being performed.)

Leading: Ladies, bring your artwork to the jury.

Leading: But cooking something is half the battle. But feeding quickly is perhaps even more important in our time.

Leading: Please go on stage (to the chalkboard) five young men who will help the girls in the next competition.

The competition is delicious, so come out boldly. Now we will bandage the touching hands for each pair. With free hands (that is, one of the participants with the left, and the other with the right), they must peel the tangerine, and then feed each other with its slices. The girl feeds the boy half of a tangerine, eats the other half herself. Who will make Oto faster? Please get started!

(The competition is running.)

Leading: We ask assistants, guys, not to leave. The next competition will also be with you, or rather, you will earn points for the girls. So, the competition "Treat a girl with a candy." Let's imagine that you don't know the etiquette, so you have to unfold the candy with two forks and treat the girl to it. So who will do it faster? Jury, be careful!

(There is a competition: each young man unfolds the candy with two forks and with forks brings it to the mouth of “his” girlfriend. This must be done quickly and very carefully.)

Leading: Thanks to all the assistants, both the participants and their assistants liked the sweet contests. And our girls decided to seriously think about their life partner, and turned to the services of the "Dating Service".

Here is the condition for the next competition. Try, girls, to find yourself such a half, which, firstly, will be worthy of you, and secondly, who will go to any hardships for your sake. So, you advertise your desire to get to know each other.

Within 2-3 minutes, compose the text, and then read out your "work" to us. And remember, your other half is discerning and always looking for a "zest".

While the girls are writing, we invite you to listen to the song performed (An amateur art performance is performed.)

Leading: We offer dating services. We invite the participant number 1, etc.

(During the competition, the jury evaluates each participant and reports the results to everyone present.)

Leading: Thank you girls. In our next competition, we will test the knowledge of fairy tales, that is, we will make sure whether they are ready to communicate with young children.

On whom or on what did the heroes of fairy tales travel?

Participant № 1 - Frog-traveler to the south (on a twig held by ducks - V. Garshin "Frog-traveler").

Participant No. 2 - Vrungel, Lom and Fuchs around the world (on the yacht "Trouble" - A. Nekrasov "The Adventures of Captain Vrungel").

In what fairy tales did fairies and sorceresses, magicians and wizards perform miracles?

Participant No. 3 - “It was a skinny and dark-skinned old man with a beard to the waist, in a luxurious turban, a thin white woolen caftan, abundantly embroidered with gold and silver ...” Who is this? (Djinn Hottabych - L. Lagin "Old Man Hottabych").

Participant No. 4 - “Her dress was torn off, her face was small, sharp, wrinkled with old age, with red eyes and a long hooked nose” (Witch - V. Gauf “Dwarf Nose”).

Participant No. 5 - “The braid is gray-black and does not dangle like our girls, but evenly stuck to the back. At the end of the tape, it is either red or green. Through it brighten and subtly ring like sheet copper "(The Mistress of the Copper Mountain - P. Bazhov, The Mistress of the Copper Mountain),

Participant No. 6 - “He is wonderfully dressed: he is wearing a silk caftan, only you cannot say what color, - it shimmers now blue, now green, now red ... Under his arms he has an umbrella: one with pictures - he opens it in front of good children, another very simple, smooth ... "(The Wizard Ole Lukkoye - G.-H. Andersen" Ole Lukkoye ").

Leading: What a student life without student humor! The next competition is humorous. Each participant is invited to listen to 15 humorous ways to make it clear to a man that you are not interested in him. Pick yourself one that you would like to use. In this case, the jury will assess your sense of humor, of course, conditionally. So...

He: I think I saw you somewhere?

She: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: This place is free?

She: Yes, and mine will also be free if you sit down.

He: Will we go to you or will we go to me?

She: Simultaneously. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.

He: I would like to call you. What is your number?

She: It is in the reference book.

He: But I don't even know your name!

She: It is also in the reference book.

He: What sign were you born under?

She: No entry.

He: Come on! What to hide, you are here in this club for the same reason as me ...

She: Truth? To meet girls?

He: I'm here to make your wildest fantasies come true!

She: Are you saying that you have a goat and a German shepherd?

He: I want to give myself to you.

She: Sorry, I do not accept cheap gifts.

He: For your sake, I will go to the ends of the world ...

She: Yes, but could you stay there?

He: How do you do it to look so good?

She: I do the opposite of what you do.

(The participants explain their choice, and the jury evaluates the girls' sense of humor.)

Leading. So our competition is coming to an end. We invite the jury members to think very seriously and in a few minutes to announce the results to us - to officially recognize, at least during the festive March days, who is the Most Beautiful Lady in our study group!

During the competitive program, we made sure that our girls have a sense of student humor, so before announcing the results, we remind them that for an ideal woman - future wife a former student - the following, however, humorous phrases are characteristic:

Sorry I was wrong!

Don't worry, I can handle all three: I have a black belt in karate.

Honey, are you sure you've drunk enough already?

I don't talk too much?

I went outside for a while, to whitewash the house.

What can I do to make amends?

I'll go to my parents myself, while you and your friends go to football ...

Shouldn't you be sitting with friends in a pub right now?

Look, I'm making good money. Why do you need to work? You better learn to play poker.

Could you go to a bar with your friends?

We're lucky! Put on black again!

Let's have a beer and watch football, well, his ... this store!

Let's subscribe to Hustler?

I love that you play golf on Saturday ... I just wish you had time to play on Sunday too.

No, no, I'll change the oil in the car myself.

Your mom is much better than mine.

Do me a favor, forget about this stupid Valentine's Day and finally buy some new golf clubs!

Of course, go hunting tomorrow with your friends - after all, your wedding anniversary can be celebrated next year too!

Come on, let's not go for a walk today - an excellent strip bar has opened nearby, shall we taxi there?

You need to rest, not get up to the refrigerator - I myself will bring you everything you would like to eat tonight.

I signed up for yoga to get my heels to my head. Specially for you.

The jury announces the overall results of the competition program and names the winner.

It is advisable to reward all the participating girls with souvenirs or gifts.

Ministry of Education of the Republic of Bashkortostan

Sterlitamak College of Construction, Economics and Law

The most

charming and attractive ...

Methodological development of a concert dedicated to the celebration of International Women's Day on March 8

Prepared by:

Pogorelova M.N.

Sterlitamak

2014

SCENARIO OF THE CONCERT

Exit 1

Music sounds, presenters come out.

IN 1.- Good afternoon, dear teachers and students, dear girls, women, mothers ...

IN 1.- It is not for nothing that it is called a holiday.

It is called Women's Day for a reason.

On this day the sun is smiling

Dawn seems to be seven-colored.

On this day, we are all more significant,

Everyone is respectfully embarrassed.

Whether you are a marshal or an academician,

You are not a God - you were born a woman!

IN 2.- My bow to you!

My thanks -

And for the sunshine of your eyes

And for the fact that spring

Beautiful

In the afternoon began today.

Purchased to give -

Empty.

But to remember this day

It costs me almost nothing

Dissolve the lilacs for the time being!

These lines,

Like telegrams

I send to every home.

Daughters,

Sisters,

Girlfriends,

Mom,

Congratulations

Happy your day!

Expensive,

Let the years rush -

For seventeen,

For thirty-seven -

I wish you so much happiness

That before old age is enough for everyone!

The beauty of the earth

Blossom!

Be near

In my bitter hour ...

Just be kind

Sorry,

That I love one of you.

(A. Neberkutin "A Word to a Woman")

The song "Travelers in the Night".

Performed by Irina Vakhitova and Dmitry Vasiliev.

Exit 2

IN 1.- A woman is with us when we are born.

The woman is with us at the last hour.

The woman is the banner when we fight.

Woman is the joy of opening eyes.

IN 2.- Our first love and happiness,

In the best endeavor - first hello.

In the battle for the right - the fire of complicity.

Woman is Music, Woman is Light!

IN 1.- You are a woman,

You are a book between books

You are curled up

The Sealed Scroll.

In his lines

And there is an abundance of thoughts and words,

In his sheets

Every moment is insane.

IN 2.- You are a woman,

And by that you are right.

Removed from the century

With a star crown.

You are in our abysses

The image of a deity!

We are for you

We pull the iron yoke.

We serve you

Crushing firmaments of mountains.

And we pray from eternity -

At you!

(V. Bryusov to "Woman")

A humorous parody.

Performed by Alexey Loginov.

Gate 3

IN 1.- Today there are many lovely and lovely girls in the hall, who also celebrate their holiday on March 8.

IN 2... - The most charming and attractive! Stay as gentle, affectionate and beautiful! Take care of yourself! Remember that the continuation of the human race depends on you!

IN 1.-And let any adversity pass you.

Let the flames not go out in hot blood.

We wish you health! We wish you happiness!

We wish you strong and tender love!

Dance "Rhythms".

Gate 4

IN 1.- What could be more sacred than a mother's name! A person who has not taken a step on the ground and is just beginning to babble, hesitantly and diligently folds the syllables "ma-ma" and, feeling his luck, laughs happy ...

IN 2.- The farmer, blackened from sleepless work, presses a handful of the same dark earth to his dry lips, which has given birth to rye and wheat, gratefully says: "Thank you, the nurse is a mother ..."

IN 1.- A soldier who stumbles upon an oncoming splinter and falls to the ground, with a weakening hand sends the last bullet to the enemy: "For the Motherland - mother!"

IN 2.- All the most expensive shrines are named and illuminated by the name of the mother, because the very concept of life is connected with this name.

IN 1.- Close your eyes, listen. You will hear my mother's voice. He lives in you, so dear and gentle. A man recognizes him among many others - the voice of his mother. Each mom has her own lullaby, but they are all filled with love and a passionate desire for the best for her child.

Song "Lullaby".

Performed by the college's Bashkir vocal ensemble.

Gate 5

IN 1.- Women have an important and responsible duty - to be the soul of the family, to bring light and warmth.

IN 2.- Any trouble will make noise and rush away,

Like spring thunder at times,

If she is with you, if she is always there

IN 1.- Maybe thirty-three to her or seventy-three -

No matter how much she is, age has nothing to do with it:

In anxiety, in business from dawn to dawn

The person who holds the house.

IN 2.- Her husband is a general, an astronaut or a poet.

Maybe he is a minister, a miner, a doctor -

She is more important than all, there is no doubt about that, -

The person who holds the house.

IN 1.- Very rare, but still sick,

And then everything around is somersault, upside down,

Because she, because she -

The person who holds the house.

IN 2.- We are carried away somewhere by the impetuous century.

In the hustle and bustle, we sometimes forget about

That she is not a foundation, she is a person,

The person who holds the house.

(P. Gradov)

Sports aerobics.

Performed by Olesya Militdinova and Rita Sadykova.

Gate 6

IN 1.- Children are the most precious thing for a mother. The happiness of a mother is in the happiness of her children. There is nothing more holy and unselfish than her love.

IN 2.- Mother is the child's first teacher and friend, and the closest at that. She will always understand him, comfort him, help him in difficult times, protect him, protect him from trouble. There is no person in the world dearer and closer to the mother.

IN 1.- Oh, the faith of our mothers,

Forever not knowing the measure,

Holy, quivering faith

In us growing children.

IN 2.- Her, like a light in a birch forest,

Nothing in the world will corrode:

Not one in the diary,

No angry complaints from neighbors.

IN 1.- Already mothers are such a people -

They will sigh, dying with a long look:

“Let them run wild. It will pass ",

And again they believe, believe, believe.

IN 2.- This is how one believes the mother,

Discerning and patient.

And - not loud - they

Do not consider it a miracle.

IN 1.- And just do not care about the year

Their faith, quivering and tender;

But we are not always

We justify their hopes.

(V. Korotaev)

Song "Mom".

Performed by Irina Vakhitova.

Gate 7

5 people come out. They read poems in turn.

Reader 1st:

MOTHER

I dream of my mother's eyes

And mom's smile ...

And again I see -

Dragonfly

Swinging over the shaky.

Mom warms milk again

For a little sister.

How hard it is for me to believe

That I was a girl.

Just like my sister

In the same cradle

And so are my mother's eyes

Laughed,

Lips - sang. (N. Burova)

Reader 2:

OUR MOTHER

Our mothers are always hiding something from you.

They hide their troubles and their failures.

They hide pain, and annoyance, and bitterness of resentment.

And the war gave them so much grief ...

They hid notices of death in dressers,

And the next morning, pillows, crushed by tears.

Our mothers are always hiding something from us.

Our mothers never cry with us

And they try to be quicker, cheer up ...

Do not believe the deception of gray-haired mothers.

I know ... Secretly ... When everyone falls asleep,

In a quiet kitchen they drink dark drops,

And sigh wearily

And they will walk differently ...

... Our mothers from us

Forever something

Hide

(M. Rumyantsev)

Reader 3rd:

What to do mom

Your braids are like frost.

And I myself answer children's questions.

But what happened in my destiny -

And cry, and longing,

Again, like a girl, to you

I will fall on my knees.

I'll press my cheek against your hand.

You will hug the shoulders.

And immediately grief in the distance,

And again it is easier for the heart.

(F. Balkarova)

Reader 4th:

DON'T OFFENSE MOTHERS

Do not offend mothers

Don't be offended by mothers.

Before parting at the door

Say goodbye to them more gently.

And go around the bend

You don't rush, don't rush,

And to her, standing at the gate,

Wave as long as possible.

Mothers sigh in silence,

In the quiet of the nights, in the quiet of the disturbing.

For them, we are forever babies,

And it is impossible to argue with this.

Reader 5:

So be a little kind

Do not be annoyed by their guardianship.

Do not offend mothers

Don't be offended by mothers.

They suffer from separation

And we are on the boundless road

Without motherly kind hands -

Like babies without a lullaby.

Write letters to them soon

And do not be shy about high words,

Do not offend mothers

Do not be offended by mothers. (V. Gin)

Song "Mom".

Performed by Dmitry Vasiliev and Roman Osmanovich.

Gate 8

IN 1.- During the Great Patriotic War the image of the mother began to look even more majestic against the background of a great and terrible disaster. Who suffered more than a mother at that time ?! She lost her sons at the front, she survived the occupation and was left with little children in her arms without bread and shelter, she worked to exhaustion in the workshops and fields and, with all her might helping the Motherland to withstand, shared the last piece with the front. She endured and conquered everything, and therefore in our consciousness the concepts of "Motherland" and "Mother" have long merged into one.

IN 2. -

Ballad of Mother

The mother had five sons,

Five of her nice, funny guys.

Five beloved smiles in the window -

So many happy days a week.

She would never know grief,

If the war hadn't burst into the house.

And to protect the native land

Her sons got up and went.

Bitter pain in the mother's eyes -

Five sons did not come back.

Monument to the eternal grief of people -

A mother who survived her sons.

Somehow she dreamed of it through the years:

Trouble never knocked on the house.

A friendly family came together again,

All her sons are at the table again.

As in the pre-war that joyful year,

Mother calls them by their names in a dream ...

But, having protected the dear lands,

Sons sleep deeply in the land.

If bad news is coming

Her five sons stand up together.

Five sons beloved children,

Faithful to the oath to their Fatherland.

Their mouth is dumb, and their step is heavy.

Hatred with grief froze in my eyes.

And as in that terrible year for the Motherland,

Mother goes to meet them anxiously,

To cover them with your love, -

A mother who survived five sons. (E. Antoshkin)

Bashkir dance.

Performed by the college dance ensemble.

Gate 9

IN 1.The first word the child said:

Mama! -

Increased. He came to the station as a soldier:

Mama! -

Here he fell on the smoky ground in an attack:

Mama! -

I got up and went. And he pressed his lips hot to life:

Mama! -

IN 2... “I don’t have a mom.” She died.

Here's one more mom has become less in the world.

Why did you, mother, go to an earthen bed?

Or did you feel like a hard bed at dawn?

And the dawn was from the sun, from the green, from the blue.

The song of birds was heard on the most distant planets.

Pinkish pigeons flew out of the wet grass

They drank the dawn for a long time and drowned in distant gaps ...

You loved very much when the dawn was breaking

A little light rose. And raised children at dawn.

And now you are gone. Why? Why are not you here?

Come up, come. The kids' blankets slipped off.

No, you won't come. From the deaf that far

Don't come back. They stay for eternal overnight stay.

Strangely shaped clouds are floating over the earth now,

As if white women are riding on a white cart.

Song "Wind of Change"

Performed by the college vocal ensemble.

Gate 10

IN 1.- So the concert dedicated to the wonderful holiday on March 8 has come to an end.

IN 2.- Lovely girls, wonderful women, dear mothers! Let me sincerely congratulate you on International Women's Day and wish you good health, happiness and love.

IN 1... - Stay as attractive, sweet and kind! May you always be surrounded by the care, attention and love of loved ones.

IN 1. and B.2.- HAPPY YOU!

"Gentlemen Congratulations" is written for college students, but can be the basis for or individual episodes for it. The script was written to congratulate the girls, full of concert numbers, humorous moments and compliments to the heroes of the occasion.

Introduction to the concert program "Gentlemen Congratulate"

The musical beat from the movie "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson" is played.
The presenters come out - a team of gentlemen in tuxedos and bow ties (or symbolic white scarves).

1st gentleman:
While the snows still turn white in the fields
And the river depth is hidden under the ice,
But winter leaves on all calendars
Already torn off ... Spring has come to the country!

2nd gentleman:
Have you noticed
Does something happen to people in the spring?
Women all became unusual -
Glorious, gentle, one and all!

Lovely women, what happened?

Maybe a hint to the stronger sex:
Like, I worked on an equal footing with you,
Do you want to be weak even for a day? ..

3rd gentleman:
And men have inspired faces
Pride in posture, confident look.
A knight wakes up in each of them,
An ardent poet and fearless soldier.

He goes to the stores for breakouts,
In the queues he storms the flowers
Like a sapper despite the explosions
It brings bridges to the heart.

4th gentleman:
In March, the apartment becomes paradise:
Peace ... silence ... beating of consonant hearts ...
The husband, like Stirlitz, chooses the words:
Say something wrong and ... the end!

On the eighth March, the man hardly
A woman’s whim will not take into account.
Apparently, attention is so overdue,
What are the calculations for the year.

5th gentleman:
They are in a hurry to even issue a scholarship ...
In March the eighth it happens!
This is a short matriarchy
So it has a beneficial effect on men!

We do not understand yet, what is the secret?
Dear women, we wish you -
Be that way in April and May
Today and tomorrow and a thousand years!

6th gentleman:
Be that way! And it may happen
From this day and for years in a row
In every man there will be a knight
An ardent poet and fearless soldier!

7th gentleman:
To grandmothers, sisters, girls, mothers,
To everyone to whom the holiday of spring is dedicated,
Your knights - men of the program -
Send congratulations and a deep bow!

6th Gentleman:
It is known that the Russian language is great and powerful, but how difficult it is, incredibly difficult to find those words that would express the full measure of love and respect for you, dear girls.
7th Gentleman: Inventions, initiatives, records - everything is up to our women! We know what responsibility lies on fragile shoulders: after all, more than half of all those working in our country are women!
6th Gentleman:
True, in recent years, more and more often they offer to release women from work - even if, they say, they have all year round will be March 8th.
7th Gentleman:
Can you imagine? Men work every day, babysit children, milk cows, do manicure, cook dinner.
6th Gentleman:
No, such a picture is not even possible to imagine! Would you women ever agree to such a proposal? I think never. You don't have the character to stay outside of work.
7th Gentleman: Our mothers, girls, wives, sisters, our beautiful and affectionate, attentive and smart! We men bow deeply to you for your patience and give our heart. (Bow.)

The song "My Heart" is being performed.

1st Gentleman:
"Atelier of Good Mood" offers you the following type of service - a win-win lottery. Played out: rose-colored glasses and a blue stocking, inflated figures and phony cases, a fly in the ointment and a rotten egg, an awl in a sack and a needle in a haystack, a long box and a lying stone, a skin of an unkilled bear and sleeves from a vest, holes from a donut, last year's snow.

2nd Gentleman:
The first prize goes to (such and such a number) - this is what a girl in love marks her fan with (pomade).

Other prizes:

1st Gentleman:
"Love indicator" (pack of salt
- "remedy for the common cold" (handkerchief), original price ...
- "weightloss remedy" (skipping rope) ...
- remedy for dandruff (shampoo)...
- a Philips vacuum cleaner (broom)...
- "a means of attracting the fair sex" (bouquet)… etc.

2nd Gentleman:
Sir, you don't think our guests are sad, it's time to announce the next issue.
1st Gentleman:
On stage ... Meet!

(room)

2nd Gentleman:
Gentlemen. A note came from the hall (takes out notes). “Vasya, I love you. Wave your hand to me. 4 row. 12th place ". Sorry, not that one. But: "Vasya, do not forget to buy bread, milk and three dozen eggs." No no. This is not it again. Here!
1st Gentleman:“Gentlemen, be careful. The girls are already backstage. " Well, let's see what kind of girls they are.

A scene is played out.

3rd Gentleman: Sir, I read yesterday in the newspaper that the mood, according to scientists, has its own color, its own shade. If a person is excited, he has a mood of red, purple, scarlet. If calm - blue, purple. And if the next number of our concert is waiting - what color do you think his mood is?
4th Gentleman:
Well, I do not know. Maybe we will ask our viewers (answers from the audience).
3rd Gentleman: I hope that there is not a single person among us who has a black mood. So, this evening, let's bring all the colors of our moods into one big multi-colored rainbow. Into a rainbow of good mood. And so that my words do not diverge from my deeds, I invite you to the stage ...

(Musical number.)

5th Gentleman: You know, sir, that pop songs used to be called serenades. You probably know how they were sung. A young man at midnight came under the balcony to his beloved and, in the light of the moon, sang to her about his love. She, as tradition demanded then, pulled a flower out of the pot and threw it to her beloved. In my opinion, great.
6th Gentleman: And if it had come down to our days! Can you imagine? He arrives at midnight under the balcony of a sixteen-story building, behind him is a rock band performing a rock serenade. There will certainly be no applause. Well, the flowers will surely fly, only together with the pots ... from the neighbors of the beloved. I think that the next song (dance) will not cause you such a reaction.
7th Gentleman: I would like to congratulate our women teachers. Let it not be easy for them to work with us, even if things at home are not always good, but on this day, let your worries and worries go away from you.

1st Gentleman:
A star falls from the midnight skies
And the birds fly away to a distant land,
But it remains with you forever
The light of a woman, beautiful and high.
7th Gentleman:
Heart to heart, dream to dream
The light of a woman will pave the way unseen
Open only to eternal kindness,
And truth, and unique love ...
1st Gentleman:
The dew is sparkling, the clouds are melting,
A new day usually comes
And the universe glows while
The woman's light is splashed in the Universe!
2nd Gentleman:
On a short but such a beautiful day, poems are dedicated to women that speak of love and fidelity. Poets and artists glorify a woman whose name is Mother, whose name is Love, whose destiny is to give Life, Joy and Dream!
3rd Gentleman: And we join poets and artists and glorify our girls. For you, dear, gentle, beloved our ...
4th Gentleman: Guitar ringing, violin sound, fires and knocking across the steppe. The song, the dance is dashing, here on the stage it is - gypsy.

A dance is being performed. All the presenters and speakers are on the stage.

5th Gentleman: This is where our evening ends. And we say to you once again: Happy holiday to you, dear women! And let the patience, which is so necessary for all of you now, do not leave you.
6th Gentleman: May your kindness bring warmth to the hearts of the people around you. Let music, music of love and kindness always sound in your home.
7th Gentleman: And let everyone admire your beauty. After all, you are the most beautiful thing there is. You are the most beautiful, delicate and fragrant flower in the world.
Goodbye! Until next time!